Humor

• A Prarie Home Companion Tall skit
  from Saturday, November 10, 2001. Script Audio

One-Liners

• Inside every short man is a tall man doubled over in pain.
• Confucius say: Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
• "It is better to have loved a short man, than never to have loved a tall."
• Your mama’s so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus!
• I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you to dislike.
• "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
  from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" -- Warren Hutcherson
• You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
• Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
• Your mama's so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon!
• Why to ballerinas always stand on their tip-toes?
  Why don't the producers just hire taller dancers?
• You're so tall that even in the summer time you still have snow on your head.
• Didn't your mother tell you not to be long.

Comics

• Hey... did you hear something Laura?
  December 19, 2004 - Doonesbury

Q&A Jokes

• Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?
  A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
• Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
  A: No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

OK, we realize that some of these are a bit long in the tooth... We'd love to get some fresh jokes, one-liners or comedy routines to share on the web. Do you have a great Tall Joke? Please email them to us. Thanks!